A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
AOL addiction poem
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really...
Sex on Sabbath
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
A peculiar birthday card
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk...
Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...
On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!