Dairy Queen
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Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
OLD NEVER DIES 8
|OLD KIDS never die, they just grow upOLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die,...
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...