Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
Wife and your job?
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will...
Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...