Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
Computer Ease!
Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the...
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
A customer sent an order to a distributor…
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...