David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Slot machine winner
|A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a...
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able…
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
The Christmas airport
|It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he...