Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
A few questions and answers
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use...