Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
Client Bill
A well known rich businessman’s wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best...
Are you talking to me?
|At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....