Sleep Well?
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Less Common Latin Phrases
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These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
The Man’s Point System!
THE MAN’S POINTS SYSTEMFor all you guys out there who just can’t figure it...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
You be the Judge!
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of...
Robber met animals
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