Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don’t have eyes
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...