Duct Tape
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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
New Polish Navy
New Polish navy has glass bottom boats, to see to the old Polish navy.
A Bugs Mind
What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
Top 10 rejection lines
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The amazing conductor
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Worries about mad cow disease
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