Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
Jay Leno Jokes!
Jay Leno Jokes from the Tonight Show…Pharmaceutical companies that make birth control pills are...
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.