Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
We’re Rangers!
True story: A friend’s mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a...
Congressional Question?
If the prefix “con” is the opposite of the prefix “pro”, then is “Congress”...
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ‘May...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Definitions from Kids
Science definitions from Kids…H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes...
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done…
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her...
Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...