The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
For Chocolate Lovers
For Chocolate Lovers:If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...
New scientific theories I
New scientific theories4th RunnerUp– The earth may spin faster on its axis due todeforestation....
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...