A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out…
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...
Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...