What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Delivering a baby
|A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was...
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
15 Signs You Forgot Secretaries Day
15 Signs You Forgot Someone On Secretaries Day1. Phone messages delivered on end of...
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying...
Quiet In Church
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled,...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...