Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...
New product cuts stress
|From “Machine Design” Magazine……Byte BatAll too often, computers aren’t up when you need them,...
My wife and I are into S & M…
My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
Biker boss in Heavan.
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At...