How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
Meet the Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined...
Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...