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There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
The Diet
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The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
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A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...