Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny…
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided...
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!