Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
90210 momma
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
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Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...