If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
Throw away exhibits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
Why it’s great to be a man!
Reasons why it’s great to be a man:Your butt is never a factor in...
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...