The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months…
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to...
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to…
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
Newest son-in-law
|A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south…
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted...
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...