MasterCard for Men
You’ve all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...
The New Hunter
It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...