Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Stupid people stories
Stupid people LICENSE TO STEAL Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off...
What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?
What’s a Jewish American Princess’s idea of kinky sex? She moves.
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M’s Factory?She threw away all the...
The Video Rental
A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn’t done before,...