Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
Writing letters to son
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Congress Reduces Solar System
A Press Release -WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations subcommittee on NASA oversight, in another...
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...