Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!
Wooden Airfield
An enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that hasbeen told...