Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
Little Rascals Vocabulary Lesson
The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary...
Acronyms
PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing...
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VIII
Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put...
82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....