There’s a parrot on the plane
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Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
Try this on honey!
A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...
Lord, forgive me…
Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and...
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
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