Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
You’ve got mail
|A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the...
Real news headlines 12
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...