Good Lawyers?
What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good...
U.S. Air Force pilot
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...