Spice Girl\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Lightbulb Joke
Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb ?A:...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...