Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
Trip To The Desert
A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.They...
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
A businessman boards a flight…
66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time…
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time wasbeing wined and dined...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...