Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
You Caught My Eye
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
The bad salesman…
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
Stealing six barrels
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...