Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
Oops!
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas…
|Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War...
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Quotes from stupid 03
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...