Tuns of Puns! Part II
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One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost…
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How to shoot yourself in the foot
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After putting her children to bed, a mother…
After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a...
Better prison foods
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Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
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What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
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How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...