Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor…
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
Better than Sex
A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States...
Four anti road protesters?
|What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters?