Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Blonde in College
A blonde reports for his University’s final examination that consists of Y/N type questions....
Want a day off work?
|So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
Throw away exhibits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...