In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
An Email From God!
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil...
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...