Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Bear Hunting
One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue…
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from...
The Chinese construction worker.
A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an...
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...