Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip…
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly...
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...