Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED…
THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED. ALL THREE GUYS...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley
|Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his...
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk…
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...