Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
Yabba Dabba
If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it...
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.