Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?
|A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages...
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity
My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...
Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...