How many sheep do I have?
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Things You’d Love to Say at Work!
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Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
No Peer Pressure
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Santas Diversion
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How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
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Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!