A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
Two men went to the desert for a vacation…
Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and...
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
The problem is at your end
|One of Microsoft’s finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!