Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
Devil herself
A fellow’s wife was very worried about her husband’s heavy drinking and one night...
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and…
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....