ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a...
Where you reside
|…This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation...
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...
Old local blacksmith
|An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
Real classified ads 02
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...