Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
After the party, as the couple was driving home…
After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,”Honey, has...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Great A Hot & Juicy Story
Great A Hot & Juicy Story Well, I was loafin’ around the salad bar...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the...