Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?1 U.S. leader
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
Playgirl Rejection Letter
Playgirl Rejection LetterNovember 30, 1995PLAYGIRL, INC.Dear Mrs. Smith, We wish to thank you for...
Very stupid musician
|August, 1998, Montevideo, UruguayPaolo Esperanza, bass-trombonist with the Simphonica Mayor de Uruguay, in a...