20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...
Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
What type of prize did you win?
|A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and...
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15...
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...