An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
Flying near Athens
|As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...